Let's Get Ready To Ruummmmble!Washington DC
Mountain Tops were in the nations capitol, Washington DC for another MTB Fest. Alphonso Mathis aka Fonz was in attendance for the 2nd time, but this time would be a different experience. Let me start from what I believe is the beginning, Dirty D and Fonz both live in Richmond, so it's makes good sense that they would roll up to DC together. During the ride up, they begin conversating about a mutual friend that just happen to be female and also happened to be either an ex or a present honey of Dirty D. Now here's where things get a little complicated, either Fonz tried to, did, or wanted to get with oh girl, and from all accounts Dirty D wasn't happy with either scenario. But instead of handling the issue before they get to MTB Fest, they let it marinated......fast forward.......Tops in the Strip Club chilling, playing pool, drinking, kicking back, just enjoying the atmosphere.....out of nowhere comes this bouncer, he approaches Kev Mac and Big Jae and say "Ya'll need to get your boy's", right then and there we thinking Tops bout' to get into a fight or a couple of them drunk and harrassing the honey's. So we turn around to see what da deal is and we notice Dave chasing Fonz round' da damn pool table, cursing, talking bout' he gon F him up.......now picture this, two grown ass men in a strip club with butt naked honey's all around, chasing one another around a damn pool table, like two little kids playing tag.........Tops finally get things under control without any blood being shed, but end up having to leave the strip joint. They icing on the cake is, Fonz was so distraught after the incident, that Big D out of the kindness of his heart, drove him back to Richmond the following day............
Paintball Atlanta, Ga
The Mountain Tops were in Atlanta for MTB Fest #5 and one of the activities was paintball. While we were playing I notice Big Thad chilling in a bunker, the next thing I see is smoke coming from the bunker and a certain aroma. Then Big Thad says to me "Big Jae, where's oh boy (oh boy is the guy watching over the game making sure things were going smoothly)". I replied, "You good, do your thing" ....now we all know what Big Thad's thing is ;-)...........So he continues doing his thing, all of a sudden Shyster Darnell yells out, "I need help, Somebody cover me". At that time Thad looks up in disgust, stops doing his thing, says "DAMN" and pops up shooting going to Shysters aid. To see it in person is one of the funniest scenarios I've ever witness.
What Happens In Dallas, Stays In Dallas
Boy...Dallas was truly a place for Tops to act a fool. Just a few incidents to please your palate. Karma was off the chain, the honeys had it going on and Tops we're in rare form. LG started it off as always, messing with a drunk ass white (phat to def) who popped him in his forehead twice while telling him he had a wife and a kid, this was after he pulled a Biggie Smalls "tongue all down her throat". Cuzin' Abe followed up by spitting a certs down a girls blouse and ultimitely ruining KC's shot for the night. Shyster Greg was incognito in the corner of the bar all night setting himself up for the rest of the weekend. Rol was draped up and dripped out with this honey who was like a parasite, never letting go of him. In the DGC was the thickess white girl I've seen in a longtime and Big D always the gentlemen...brotha you should have took that money. Stone Trail Grill another Dallas establishment was on fire. I just got to say the honeys up in there were fine, friendly and FREAKY...and all ya'll no what I'm talking bout. Rol, you and Tupac must be related with the shit you had go down up in the club (you da man) and Cuzin Chris let's not forget about Phyliss Hyman, let your fingers do the talking, Shyster D don't think we ain't see you. Shout out to HB for getting his head right 2 nights in a row.